Buhay ng Isang Dakilang (joke) Manunulat!

Haaaaayyy… Matagal-tagal din kong inabangan itong event na to… Matagal-tagal pinag-ipunan ang mahalagang ticket papunta sa "Mecca Of Rockers"… At nangyari nga na nakapunta ako sa mahalagang event na to. I mean, iba yung feeling eh, may makikilala kang magagandang chicks (Hi Trish and Melanie!) pati mga kapwa mo rakista (ewan ko mga emo kids, laking sari-sari rock na pinapakinggan ko eh, minsan Ozzy Osbourne, minsan Alice In Chains, DragonForce, Iron Maiden, ACDC, Slayer, pag minsan Lordi o di kaya Judas Priest, at walanghiya, anak ng puta pati Scorpions, Guns N’ Roses, Bon Jovi, U2, Quiet Riot, si Billy Idol, Audioslave, Daughtry, Pearl Jam at kahit ano, basta rock, wag lang emo pinapakinggan ko*wow, pwede na ko journalist or gumawa ng biography ko, pero wag na lang, masisi pa sa dami ng mura, angasan at fight scenes na tatalo sa mga action movie*, at kung talagang wala nang choice, makinig ng JPop or JRock *saludo kay Gackt at sa bandang Porno Graffitti*.), uminom ng masarap at nakaka-refresh na Red Horse beer (my favorite, peksman!), umupo sa bahagyang-tuyong damo, ineenjoy ang bawat kalabog ng drums, tugtog at iyak ng gitara, ang pag-bunggo sayo sa mosh pit, Sus-Ginoo-Santo-Pedro-Naka-Dekwatro, ang sarap ng feeling, para bang nasa paraiso ng Rock (konting pahabol, big salute sa mga Rakero Ng Muntinlupa, rock on mga pare, saka dun sa mga kasama namin nina Ross at Roger). Sumali ako sa mosh pit nung tumugtog ang isang banda, nakalimutan ko yung name, ah puta, ang sarap ng feeling sa mosh pit, yung tumataas na init, nag-bubungguang mga katawan na wari ay nalalasing sa tugtog ng rock, at ang bigayan ng peace sign sa kapwa mo rakista pag tapos na ang slaman… At big love sa mga bandang tumugtog sa PULP VIII (especially kina Bosing Jay, Bosing Jamir at Bosing Reg Rubio na hanggang ngayon ay sinasaludo ko, lupit nyo mga idol! Rock On!), sa mga bouncer naman, ang mensahe ko, "Mga kuya, easy lang, wag daanin ang lahat sa lakas nyo, kawawa naman kaming mga rakista, yung iba buto’t balat na…"… At sa mga sponsor nung event na yun, maraming maraming maraming salamat po sa inyo.

I now present to you a sad tale. A tale
about a brave young lad. A brave young
lad who went by the name… "GAY".

Gay always wanted to play. Play I say? I
say play. Gay always wanted to play I
say, play in the hay and in the month of
May I say. Sadly, the other boys did not
want to play with Gay I say, so they
left Gay alone to play by himself all
day I say. Poor, poor gay.

One day, the people of the village
decided that Gay couldn’t stay, and that
they would like him to go far away.
Would they let him stay? Nay I say, nay.
Tossed out much to his dismay, it was up
to Gay to find his own way I say.

As much as this hurt Gay, he found his
own way and befriended the bunnies in
the field that day. With the bunnies
that day, all he wanted to do was play
and play and play I say. But Gay didn’t
want to play in the right way with the
bunnies I say. No, he wanted to play in
the bad way.

But sadly, this was just the beginning
of this bad day I say, for you see Gay
still wanted to play. But since the
bunnies all ran away, he had to find
someone else with whom he could play I
say. And find someone else he did that
day, in another town that wasn’t too far
away.

He found another boy named Elliot that
day, and Gay forced him into his raunchy
world of moral decay I say. It was as if
Gay took all of his spirit away, and
then left him wondering how could this
have happened when every night to the
lord above he would pray. From this day
forth, "There is no god!" is what Elliot
would say.

The townsfolk didn’t know what actually
happened to Elliot that day, but they
suspected Gay was responsible in some
way I say. Though it may sound cliche,
they punished Gay until he confessed
what he did to Elliot that day. While he
wanted to run away, Gay knew there was
only one way out of this squeeze play,
and that was to say what made him act in
such a bizarre way.

"I was traveling in an ice castle one
day, when I strayed into the library I
say. But this was no ordinary library in
which one could play I say! There were
mystical books flying around much to my
dismay, but it was obvious that all they
wanted to do was display." said Gay I
say. "But what did they want to display
to you on that day?" said the
townspeople I say.

Gay dropped to his knees and cried out,
"They showed me pornography I say! It
led me astray and now I have nothing
left to say except that I’m sorry for
acting in such a way! Pornography is to
blame for my shame I say!" And on that
note, he ran far, far away.

And now this sad story is finally over I
say… HOORAY!

Oh yeah… Summer vacation… Here’s another recap of all the stuff that happened to me these past days…
(1) Went to Puerto Galera!!! (Ate only barbecued squid and rice FOR A WEEK)
(2) Enjoyed(somehow) being alone in my room (it feels so good when I’m alone, don’t know why)
(3) I’m 16 years, 4 months, and 26 days single! (Yo, Seiji Sawamura!!! Here’s another guy like you!)
(4) Broke record on 100 dumplings challenge (30-minute time limit, naile all those dumplings in 10)
(5) Bought new books (can’t live without ‘em)
(6) List Of Finished Games:
(a) Genji : Days Of The Blade
(b) Gundam : Crossfire
(c) GodHand
(d) Untold Legends : Dark Kingdom
P.S. - Worst record, finished these games in two months. I exceeded my 1-month limit. (>_<)
(7) Competed in an unofficial Rengoku tournament (my cyborg won first place! YAY!!!)
(8) Had my student’s driving permit (sucks coz’ I can’t go anywhere I want to go ALONE)

The start of summer vacation… It brings rest to us students’ battered bodies, right?
Here’s also a list of the things that occured so far…
(1) Fell in love with Kyoko Yukimori
(2) Tries to live a simpler life…
(3) I currently live at home
(4) I participated in an underground samurai tournament
(5) Visited an old friend
(6) Obtained another fragment of memory
(7) Now lives everyday to the fullest!!!

Last night, one of my male cousins asked me to help them on this particular gang, can’t remember though… Well, as the battle intensified… I was gripped by a sensation of intense pleasure, like that of a seasoned warrior (well, I was before I quit), inside my mind a voice shouted "Dragon Install!" then everything went blurry and I passed out. This afternoon, I talked with him and asked what happened last night, ‘cuz everything was a blur and I can’t remember anything. My cousin told me that I choked the apparent leader of the thugs(with only my right hand, well, dunno how that happened, I’m not that strong, mind you all.), held him above the bridge(dunno where exactly, I only remember we were fighting on a bridge on Flood Way), and started laughing maniacally. My cousin even told me that 3 or 4 of his fellows didn’t manage to stop me, then he told me that I suddenly released the guy, letting him drop into the water below( well, I blacked out, so I dunno how I did all those things) and insulting him loudly with exceedingly foul words(sorry for that).

After that, a voice suddenly talked to me while taking a shower. "IT" told me that in order for me to completely grasp my strength, I must embrace my evil side, with me going on like "No, I can’t possibly embrace the darkness, for there will be patches of sunlight in my path, those patches being my friends." Maybe someday, I will embrace my dark side, let go of my simple, quiet life and returnto the dark side, reform my old gang, become even badder, or just continue and live like this… Well, at least a lot of my friends wait me in my quest to become a better person. At least, I still have a reason to hold back.

Ballet recital - Isa sa mga bagay na nagdadala sakin ng konting pag-asa na may ikaaayos pa ang mundo natin… Pero what’s a guy to do kung boring ng kaunti yung show? Gusto nyong malaman? Well… Nagbaon aq ng libro sa loob ng Meralco Theater, and then, all hell( words pala) broke loose! Hala! Ang mokong na nagsusulat ng blog na ito ay nagbasa at ayun, kaunti lang ang napanood! Ahahaha!!! At least bumawi naman kami sa dinner… Two piece burger steak with 2 rice… Ayos di ba? Pero sa ngayon, in progress pa rin ang Sin of Decay… baka late this year ito lumabas(sorry fans!) Kaya ayun… Nag-computer muna ako bago natulog… Hehehe… Ayos… At oo nga pala… bago matapos tong entry na to… Big thanks sa family ko for their never-ending na litanya at paalala! WAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Biggest thanks ko, well, siguro alam nyo naman kung kanino mapupunta iyon, di ba, Dave-sama? Davis-sama? Paulo-kun?  Patty-neechan? Rio-chan? Carlos-kun? Kay-chan? Keeshia-chan? Ban-chan? Kechan?

Sa mga nakapagbasa na ng scrap-novel kong "Sin of Decay Pt. 1", malapit nang lumabas ang "Sin of Decay Pt. 2"! Ngayon malalaman nyo na ang mangyayari sa Underrealm nung umalis si Infernum taglay ang kapangyarihan ng 7 hells at ng Ignis Fatuus, kung ano ang hitsura nya pag nagiging tao, and kung ano ang gagawin nya sa Human Citadel pagpasok nya sa Overrealm!

Nakaka-enjoy kanina yung lakad namin sa SOT!!! Na face-to-face ko si Ms. Valerie Deoferio!!! Basta… maraming nangyari, nagawa, discussions pati na pagkain may bago akong natutuhan. At oo nga pala, pag lumabas yung comic namin sana naman may magbasa!